Banjo 12:50 Fri Nov 21
False teeth
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I have a new set of Hampstead's and they are shockers. I look slightly equine in my appearance, particularly when I smile and have a gentle whistle when pronouncing certain sounds....like sounds (I whistled just then)
Eating is really fucking hard......try chewing a chop with a mouth full of marbles.......and in close conversations the other party is drenched by my awkward and unwelcomed spittle. It's fucking embarrassing.
Anyone else with falsie....teeth that is?
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Northern Sold
5:28 Fri Nov 21
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Best Hampsteads ever... Lee Wilder (ex Spurs firm)... fuck me he was like janet Street Porter.... one of the funniest blokes you would ever meet
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Bullet
3:21 Fri Nov 21
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Brushing technique is all important
http://youtu.be/5MwS-WXbig0
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Mr Polite
3:12 Fri Nov 21
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Oh and i assume Phil Jupitus is currently going through the same thing as you
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Mr Polite
3:11 Fri Nov 21
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Here's a tip - Don't eat Chops
..... Try sugar cubes
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Takashi Miike
3:09 Fri Nov 21
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slightly equine? i always wondered if seabiscuit posted on here
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fred flinstone
3:04 Fri Nov 21
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Two words
Dennis and Waterman
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Lily Hammer
2:12 Fri Nov 21
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See shold shea sells on the shea sore.
*teeth fly out and scoot off biting open and closed*
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lowermarshhammer
1:58 Fri Nov 21
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In 93 I made false teeth for a bit.
I lasted about 6 months on the training course.
One day my boss was suspended pending sacking and industrial tribunal ( he was a dodgy fucker with the ladies). So the next day I went out and got another job. And they kept paying me for four months.
You probably got some of mine which they found in a bin.
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Sxboy_66
1:17 Fri Nov 21
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If you whistle on certain words when you TYPE them you've got bigger problems than dodgy hampsteads.
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SecondOpinion
1:08 Fri Nov 21
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FAQ's on a dating site.
"Do you have all your own teeth"?
Yes. Of course they are mine. They cost me a facking fortune
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poplarborn
1:06 Fri Nov 21
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Dick Emery
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Wist Aim
12:56 Fri Nov 21
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I look slightly equine
ag ag ag
Don't shout, you'll get horse.
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Banjo
12:55 Fri Nov 21
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SecondOpinion
You taking the piiisssssssssss?
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SecondOpinion
12:53 Fri Nov 21
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Try saying Sssssssnakessssssss with titssssssssss
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Far Cough
12:52 Fri Nov 21
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Got all my hampsteads minus a few
*Touch wood
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